Barzelletta del giorno: mamma e zio David
An improvised silence between men and women. Indeed, there is a man David in his family. Indeed, I don't know anyone in the search for that name.
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"You don't have an uncle David."
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The man asked who this famous David was and why he was with his wife. I said to the little girl: "But my dear, you don't have an uncle David."
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Was his wife unfaithful to him?
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To which she replied, "Yes, yes, she's in the room with her mother!" The man then had the idea of finding out if his wife was cheating on him. He explained to the little girl what she should do.
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Man wants to know if his wife is cheating on him
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Then he said to the little girl, "Okay, here's what I want you to do: put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and yell at Mommy and Uncle David that Daddy's car just pulled into the garage..."
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The little girl interrupts her mother and uncle David
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The little girl agreed, then went upstairs to get the attention of her mother and Uncle David. The man was waiting on the other end of the phone to find out what would happen.
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The little girl returns
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A few seconds later, the little girl returned. "I did what you told me, Dad," she said. The man then asked her how her mother had reacted.
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A morbid ending
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The little girl then made a truly shocking revelation. She confided, "Well, Mom started screaming, jumped out of bed completely naked, started running around, slipped on the carpet, fell out of the window, and now she's completely dead."
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The man is in shock
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